A man was taken into custody and processed for DUI after crashing his car into a tree, according to a police accident report. 

The report says the man was driving eastbound on South Cotner Blvd. near South 56th Street when he veered off the road, striking and uprooting a tree in a nearby yard, and coming to a rest after colliding with a retaining wall. 

The man told officers that he had crashed because his windshield wipers weren't working and he was forced to drive with his head out the window "Like Ace Ventura," the report says. 

The report shows the man had a BAC of .137. 

The crash caused an estimated $500 in damage.